Flickr is great, why? Beacuse of this.. created by Lino M, its a work of genuis, and we just had to share it with you!
The conversation is also by Lino M…
“I sink you vill like mein vheels, Miss Agent Janus.”
“Yeah, what do you have, Agent Killinger? A Hummer or an Escilade?”
“Somesing even better, Miss Agent Janus. Behold mein classic Volksvagen Beetle!”
“Uh…what?”
“I call her Käfer. It means beetle in German, you know. Isn’t she cute?”
“Uh…yeah. Say, you’re a secret agent, right? I just thought a man of your…um…yanno…girth would drive something bigger and a little more…uh…badass.”
“It is true, ze tasty strudel is mein veakness! But ze VW beetle is surprisingly accommodating to mein ample frame. And don’t let ze frau’s small stature fool you, Miss Agent Janus. Mein Engineer says ziz is ze most difficult car he has ever built. Ze power plant is super charged, und her shell is ze reinforced lightweight alloy. Ze trunk holds an arsenal of deadly veapons, und ze skull logo ‘round back alerts vould be assassins of her…badass nature, as you say. Und just like your car, Miss Agent Janus, her passenger side has ze ejection seat. Don’t vorry, silly billy, I vill not use ze ejection seat on you.”
“Well that’s a relief! I’ve been through enough pain these past few days. Oh, my ribs are killing me!”
“Let me get ze door for you, Miss Agent Janus. Sit gently in ze passenger seat und I vill drive you to safety.”
“Thanks, Agent Killinger. You’re a kind, albeit… mysteriously creepy guy. Are you sure you weren’t in the Venture Bros. cartoon?”
“I have never heard of it, Miss Agent Janus. Is it vorth mein viewing?”
“Oh, totally! its like a laugh riot kick in the pants! And I can’t get over the fact that you drive this little beetle.”
“ I vill never understand ze American slang. Are you implying people enjoy ze kick in the pants? Und I am German, vhat ozer auto vould I drive?”
“An Audi or BMW maybe?”
“Too boring, too practical, und doesn’t appeal to mein Engineer’s affinity for classic automobiles.”
“Who is this…Engineer of yours anyway?”
“He is your Engineer as vell, Miss Agent Janus. Your automobile…a very sleek ’63 Sunderbird, as I recall, is his vork as vell. Now sit tight, silly billy. I can assure you your capturers vill not be happy wiss me eliminating half zeir henchmen und rescuing you into ze sunset. If you are lucky, ve vill have ze high speed chase und I just might get to use ze oil sprayer und ze flamethrower! I love mein job!”
“Now we’re talking!”
Hope you found this as great as i did!
Andy